Monday, January 16, 2017

Song for the Inauguration Follies, Jan. 20, 2017

A Song  for Inauguration Day (to the tune of Springtime for Hitler)
by Beth Bilynskyj, with apologies to Mel Brooks

‘Murika was having trouble
What a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader to restore
Its former glory
Where, oh, where was he?
Where could that man be?

We looked around and then we found
The man for you and me

Springtime for Donald and ‘Murika!
Congress is happy and gay!
We're marching to a faster pace
who cares if it’s a HUGE disgrace?

Springtime for Donald and 'Murika!
Winter for Mexico!
Springtime for Donald and 'Murika!
C’mon Conway, go into your dance!

(I was born in Punxsutawney
that is why they call me Ronnie
Don't be stupid, be a smarty
Join the Republican party)

Springtime for Donald and ‘Murika!
All news is fake news today
Putin’s got lots of spies again
Trumps telling lots of lies again!

Springtime for Donald and ‘Murika!
China is flexing once more
Springtime for Donald and “Murika,
Means that soon we'll be going--
We've got to be going--
You know we'll be going
 To WAR!

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