A Republican's Creed

I believe in the Dollar Almighty, maker of American greatness,
and in Capitalism, our Lord,
which was conceived by the Dutch and English,
re-born by the Objectivist Ayn Rand,
suffered under the Democrats,
was crucified, dead and buried under Communism and Socialism.
In the 1980's it rose again, and sitteth on the right hand of Donald Trump.
From thence it shall come to further enrich the 1%.

I believe in Friedrich Hayek,
the Holy Free Market,
the initiative of the individual,
the collection of debt,
the resurgence of Wall Street,
and the rational economic order. Amen.