The Superbowl Carol (To the Tune of "Come Thou Long Expected Jesus")

 Come thou long expected bowl game
Come and hear thy people cheer
As they down their chips and pizza
Place their bets and drink their beer.

Our land's strength and consolation,
Hope of Madison Avenue!
Dear desire of our whole nation
Joy to every fan that's true.

By thine yardage and thy touchdowns
Rule in all our hearts alone
Streaming online, watching, tweeting,
'Til we reach the Great End Zone!

(c) 2014 Beth Bilynskyj