Friday, January 07, 2011

What I found when I couldn't find Lark News

The page cannot be found
Possible causes:


Baptist explanation: There must be sin in your life. Everyone else opened it fine.

Presbyterian explanation: It's not God's will for you to open this link.

Word of Faith explanation: You lack the faith to open this link. Your negative words have prevented you from realizing this link's fulfillment.

Charismatic explanation: Thou art loosed! Be commanded to OPEN!

Unitarian explanation: All links are equal, so if this link doesn't work for you, feel free to experiment with other links that might bring you joy and fulfillment.

Buddhist explanation: .........................

Episcopalian explanation: Are you saying you have something against homosexuals?

Christian Science explanation: There really is no link.

Atheist explanation: The only reason you think this link exists is because you needed to invent it.

Church counselor's explanation: And what did you feel when the link would not open?

HTTP 404 - File not found - Internet Explorer

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