The 13 worst hair cities

Google News gives us this tidbit:
The 13 worst-hair cities

13: Eugene, OR
12. Albuquerque, NM
11. Cincinnati, OH
10. New Orleans, LA
9. Tucson, AZ
8. Houston, TX
7. Fresno, CA
6. Pensacola, FL
5. Phoenix, AZ
4. Las Vegas, NV
3. Pittsburgh, PA
2. Olympia, WA
drumroll, please
#1: Corpus Christi, TX

Too much moisture, too little moisture, and pollution mean havoc for the hirsute. Yeah, well, we may have bad hair but Eugenies have the Pacific ocean an hour west, and the Cascades a couple of hours east. We also have clean water, clean air and tie dye....